The Best Breakfast Cereals of All Time

bowl of fruity pebbles cereal

A grotesque injustice has befallen the breakfast cereal industry and it’s been perpetrated by the very makers of this beloved morning staple all in a wholly ill-advised and utterly stupid attempt to cater to the nouveau health-conscious. I recently purchased a package of Alpha-bits, something I hadn’t done in quite some time.  Alpha-bits is an … Read more

8 Cornerstones of the Teenage Diet

Few of us would ever deny that the teenage years are tumultuous.  But once we’ve put sufficient years between them and our present, they start to shine in a different light.  And that light is mostly couched in awe.  Awe derived from a newfound appreciation for the remarkable lifestyle we effortlessly sustained during this brief … Read more

Buffets and the Reality of Aging

It’s not a buffet if you don’t go back for more. That was the official motto for corporate lunches at a small exploration company where I once worked.  Every so often we’d venture from our headquarters to the retail area of a nearby gentrified neighbourhood to enjoy a modest selection all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.  When the … Read more