This week, I confess to a crime. This type of crime may confuse my younger readers, may even amuse them. In a world where one’s entire collection of owned music can be stored digitally on a device the size of a cassette tape and easily shared with friends in seconds, the very concept of stealing […]
Caveman Theatre
Cave Dweller Capital along with partners Savannah Spear & Club Emporium and The Rock Face Gallery is pleased to present this sneak peak from the renowned adaptation of Fire: The Birth of Homo Awesomeness by the Intellectually Deficient, Inebriated, and Obnoxious Thespian Society (I.D.I.O.T.S.) starring: The Elmo as Gronk “The Wise” The Captain […]
My Wife’s Fortieth Birthday and Why I Won’t Forget It
Guilt Trips are the Key to a Lasting Marriage And now fine readers we begin the coup-de-grace of this rambling opus. To the virtuous, I ask your forgiveness in advance, for what you are about to read is both shocking and lewd. This type of subject matter I typically refrain from sharing in my letters […]
Premature Declaration
This was edited April 2014 from its original first published as part of my September 2004 letter. On the bright side, I don’t seem to be any worse for wear after my over-indulgence [this was referring to a huge 30th birthday party we held for my wife in conjunction with my uncle’s 50th], which I […]
CFS And Getting On The Wagon
This was edited April 2014 from its original first published as part of my May 2003 letter. It doesn’t matter how old you get, bailing on a guys-only-weekend makes you feel really lame. This weekend was supposed to be the big return to the Merritt Mountain Music Festival. I had gone to this with my […]
An Innocent Beginning
This was edited in April 2014 from its original that was first published as part of my March 2002 letter. So, yes, I am now thirty years old. And true to form, I managed to get sick for this momentous birthday! Thirty frickin’ years for me to be sick, and I do it for my […]