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A Crock of Schmidt

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SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT is a Better Movie Than STAR WARS

January 12, 2016 by acrockofschmidt Leave a Comment

Three weeks past release and audiences continue flooding into movie theatres like flies to a corpse to watch the long anticipated seventh chapter of the Star Wars franchise.  I am still not one of them.  I prefer picked over bones to fresh flesh, not to mention a cheaper price tag and fewer people, so I’ll […]

Filed Under: Funny Schmidt, Movie Schmidt Tagged With: Burt Reynolds, Harrison Ford, jerry reed, Smokey and the Bandit, Star Wars, Trans Am

The Truth About Getting Snipped

April 21, 2014 by acrockofschmidt Leave a Comment

  Everyone summons your best Elvis (or Sinatra…..or Anka) “My Way” and sing with me…… And now, my breeding’s done; And so I slice my vas deferens. My wife, provided me, Doctor info for which to reference.  I’ve got a boy and girl. Don’t want no more, and this will fix me. Oh yes, I […]

Filed Under: Funny Schmidt Tagged With: birth control, fatherhood, Trans Am, vasectomy

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