SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT is a Better Movie Than STAR WARS

Three weeks past release and audiences continue flooding into movie theatres like flies to a corpse to watch the long anticipated seventh chapter of the Star Wars franchise.  I am still not one of them.  I prefer picked over bones to fresh flesh, not to mention a cheaper price tag and fewer people, so I’ll … Read more

The 1977 Movie That REALLY Needs A Reboot

Ever since Disney bought Lucasfilm in 2012 and green-lit a sequel trilogy, not a week has passed where something Star Wars wasn’t blowing up my social media.  This year it’s become a daily irritant as the orgasmically anticipated The Force Awakens inches ever closer to its December 18, 2015 release date.   Star Wars this and … Read more

7 Reasons Why I Don’t Have Any Tattoos

Last week while my kids played after school at the school playground, I had my first ever genuine hipster sighting.  I’ve heard about and read about these peculiar creatures for a couple years now but had never actually seen one in real life, this despite living in what you’d call a large, modern, and demographically … Read more

Lacombe Corn Maze – Review

Were I a competent blogger, I’d have written this review a month or more ago rather than waiting until the end of summer and then scrambling to do it before the place closes for the winter.  Then again, I’m writing this on a crappy, cold, wet late summer day which is exactly the kind of … Read more

Aspen Beach Provincial Park – Review

If Crown Land camping is heaven for blue collar Central Albertan RVers, then Aspen Beach Provincial Park is the stairway they climb to get there.  Aspen Beach is a massive campground and resort located on the southern shores of Gull Lake a few short kilometres east of Bentley, Alberta.  With plenty of amenities, outdoor activities, … Read more