SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT is a Better Movie Than STAR WARS

Three weeks past release and audiences continue flooding into movie theatres like flies to a corpse to watch the long anticipated seventh chapter of the Star Wars franchise.  I am still not one of them.  I prefer picked over bones to fresh flesh, not to mention a cheaper price tag and fewer people, so I’ll … Read more

The 1977 Movie That REALLY Needs A Reboot

Ever since Disney bought Lucasfilm in 2012 and green-lit a sequel trilogy, not a week has passed where something Star Wars wasn’t blowing up my social media.  This year it’s become a daily irritant as the orgasmically anticipated The Force Awakens inches ever closer to its December 18, 2015 release date.   Star Wars this and … Read more

7 Reasons Why I Don’t Have Any Tattoos

Last week while my kids played after school at the school playground, I had my first ever genuine hipster sighting.  I’ve heard about and read about these peculiar creatures for a couple years now but had never actually seen one in real life, this despite living in what you’d call a large, modern, and demographically … Read more